On Bicycles, and.... what else is there?

The two "classic" time tests of the Peninsula are OLH and Kings Mountain Road. Okay, so first, what's this "OLH" business? I think we all know what OLH is. I prefer to call it OLH since the local residents discovered The Google . I'm an OLH guy myself. Given the choice, if there's only one climb I can do, that'd be it. It's perfect in almost every way. Perfect grade. Shade. Shielded from the wind. Perfect distance. Perfect road surface. Perfect density of turns. Excellent proximity to population and decent proximity to the train (which is far from ideal, but I digress). It is the model climb. Well, okay, not perfect car traffic. That would be zero, and typically you encounter on average maybe one car when climbing OLH, which takes a bit less than 20 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Deviations from OLH are generally deviations from the optimal. Nothing wrong with deviations: variation is a good thing. Kings just doesn...